Allah vs. Shiva
The first tie in God vs. God! It seems, however, that Allah was only able to hang with a badass like Shiva because of his followers. These people are freakin’ nuts! And why not? With Jihad as your greatest commandment, you’re bound to have a few people willing to blow others up just to get a piece of your “merciful and compassionate” heaven. Allah is rapidly gaining followers across the world. Will Shiva catch him? It’s possible. India’s population grows rapidly due to insane, unprotected fornication. But in the end, five categories wasn’t enough. Happy, evil oxymorons just couldn’t be decided upon. Congratulations, you modern pair of gods. You’re both twisted bastards. Spread the word:ShareDiggEmailPrint
Old Testament versus New Testament
Well, it looks like God is about as bipolar as some of his followers. Even though Old Testament took this one in a 4-0 (1) bash down, we’re not sure what to say about it. Seem’s like God got soft right about the time he let his kid take a spear to the rib cage. We almost had to give New Testament the win with Paul oppressing women–seems harder to convince people to hate ankles and wrists than for Moses to walk a desert with a bad ass God still on his side. As if the dual moods of God were not enough to convince you he was insane, the whole foreskin ordeal should…
Jehovah versus Thor
What a start to God vs. God. It doesn’t appear that Jehovah had a chance. Thor’s 3 – 1 victory is due, in large part, to Jehovah’s need to constantly fight his own creations. While Jehovah makes mistake after mistake, Thor is a hero for all of mankind, and a champion of human rights. But, when times are tough, Thor still has no qualms about smashing some ass with a freakin’ war hammer. Jehovah might want to take some pointers. If he were more like Thor, we might have avoided that whole gruesome and bloody Jesus thing. Spread the word:ShareDiggEmailPrint
God vs God: Coming soon
Starting tomorrow we are going to have a new section. Keep an eye out for some good humor. Spread the word:ShareDiggEmailPrint
